by NO NAME on Fri Mar 19, 1999
Jennifer and Jamie have been best of friends for a while. They did the typical girl stuff for the slumber party. Jamie asked "Where are the others?" Jen just shrugged her shoulders. They flipped through the channels looking for something decent. "Hey this looks good."Jen said sarcastictly. "How can you watch this shit?!"Jamie said. Prowrestling was on T.V. "It helps pick up tips."she said mischievisly. She grabs Jamie by her throat and starts the choke her. The jagged breaths she says"Come..on...now..Jen..let..me..go!" Jen laughed even more. She increased the pressure. She pushed Jamie off and quickly wraps her legs around her head. She squeezed like a snake. Using what she seen on T.V. to finish her off. She started to enjoy this. Something snapped in her. She became sadistic. She flipped around and mashed Jamie's face with her ass. Muffled screams of her former friend only fueled her mean streak. She bounced up and down. A light bulb popped in her head. She leand foward and grunted. bbbbBBBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPAPPPPTTTTTTT!!! Jamie squealed at this disgusting act. "Oh you hate that, huh?"Jen said. "Well you'll despise this one." A juicy fart leapd into Jamie's nostrils. Jamie valiantly escaped the fart trap. Only to fall vistim of a body scissors. "Now you got two choices. I can either bearck your ribs?"she siad with a sudden jolt. "Or I can continue to fart in your face 'til I run out of gas." Jen squeezed for 5 minutes. Through a whimper Jamie said "I'll take the farts." Now your thinking broken ribs or farts, but Jamie has had a point blank of what those farts are capable of. Jen mounted her face and unleashed some foul air. She farted. A foul mini-series of gas that made Jamie cry. "Oh don't cry. The worst is soon to come." Jen removed her panties and placed back on her face. "Okay let's play name that smell. I'll give you a clue." With a grunt she farted on Jamie. "I'll give you three guesses."she said as she laughed at her friends struggle. "Times running out. Oh I'm sorry you didn't get it. Now for round 2."Jen says as she strains. "I need to get my colon moving." She grabbes Jamie and slams her against the wall. "Contestant ready."she asks as she backs up ass-first. "This fart was worse then all the others. "Oh man that fucking reaks."Jen states. "I dont know what the smell is."Jamie's muffled voice. "Oh you forfeit."Jen says. She gets off and Jamie gags and is fanning the smell away. "Well how about a kiss goodnight. Asshole style."Jen says This was the longest and nastiest fart coming from Jen's ass. "Good night."Jen says. The End
by BOBA FART on Mon Mar 22, 1999
Linda is hard at work at her designer panty store. She is hanging up new panties on their racks when she looks over at the rack beside her and screams bloody murder. The women in the store wonder what's wrong until they too, see the rack. It's a bad day for panty lovers.
Inside the office of police detective Jimmy Burns. BILL: "As you know Jimmy, the cereal panty killer has struck again. This is the 3rd store she's hit. JIMMY: Don't worry, I have a plan to catch her. BOBBY: Excuse me guys, but what is a serial panty killer? JIMMY: She's a woman who goes into clothing stores, acts like she's going to the dressing room to try on some panties, then when she's back there alone, she puts them on and farts so bad in them to the point that they're totally ruined, then puts them back on the rack.
BOBBY: oh, one of those. BILL: And clothing stores are piss-pot tired of having damaged merchandise hanging on the racks and they want us to do something about it. Now what's your plan for catching her Jimmy. JIMMY: I know where she's gonna strike next. Victoria's Secret store in the mall. Tomorrow they're getting in a new shipment of Pamala Anderson's designer panties. These panties are the best of the best. Silky, smooth, they even have strawberry scented threads sewed into the fabric so husbands can't tell when their wife farts... BOBBY: Hey, I think my wife has a pair of those JIMMY: Anyways, tomorrow I'm gonna go there and wait for our panty killer to show up. Don't worry I'll get her. Bill: Isn't this world strange. Woman farting in panties for the sick pleasure of it. How disgusting. JIMMY: .....yes.....how.....disgusting.
(what everyone doesn't know is that Jimmy is really a member of the secret society of female fart worshipers who have nightly meetings at Coprologist Fart Forum......JOIN THE CONSPIRACY BABY!!) Inside Victoria's Secret Jimmy is watching the new panties, when he sees a fine brown hair woman with an ass that won't quit grab 10 pairs of panties and heads back to the dressing room. Jimmy goes behind the dressing room where there's a hole for him to watch. He sees this sexy brunette take off her pants and step into silky panties. She inches them up her waist then slightly bends her knees...and then......BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbpppppppppp....ppp....pp....rrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkccchhhhhhh..ppp. It was the worst fart he had ever heard in his life. The smell hit him like an atomic blast. The panties were now a different color. Jimmy then bursted into the dressing room and says "That's it lady, you're under arrest." With a slight grin she says "I don't think so." Then yells out "HELP, RAPE." A bunch of women from the store come running in and see Jimmy standing in the womans dressing room with the woman in her panties. They throw him to the floor and say "how dare he, he's gonna pay for this, what should we do to him?" The brunette says "let's all put our butts around his face and fart at the same time." The girls formed a circle of butts around Jimmy's head and all Jimmy could think was "Oh, please don't throw me in the brier patch." BRUNETTE: ready girls....on three.........1..........2........ JIMMY: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida......baby BRUNETTE: THREE!!!!! PPPPLLLLLLLLLrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbpppppppppp. He died a happy man. Rest In Peace Jimmy! WHEN THE GUYS AREN'T AROUND......... BBBBBrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp.....pppp.....rrrrkkkkk...pp..pppp
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