By Breeze on Thu Dec 31, 1998
Billy was an average freshman in High School. He was new to the school so he tended to be kinda quiet, and shy, and just wanted to survive his freshman year. He was about 5'9" and was kinda on the skinny side. He had no muscles,and was a kinda nerd, geek, dork,butt-hole whatever you wanna call him. Also like all the young freshman, he lusted after the senior girls. It was Billy's first day at High School and he had seen all these older "women" who just shocked him. I mean, they were fabulous. But there was this one particular group of senior girls whom he had spotted in his gym period. They were all fabulously gorgeous. All about 5'7" to 5'9" tall. All were big-breasted, sizes 34c to 36c. All had SUPER model faces. And all had an ass that any man would kill to "have",and any other girl would murder to have. There were 4 of these lovely goddesses. A very equal division, two blondes and two brown haired girls.
As the day progressed Billy didn't really see the girls again, but to his surprise come the 7th period, there were two of the four. A blonde, and a brown. As the class progressed Billy found himself becoming strangely overcome with this sense to impress them, or get their attention. Just for two seconds of glory, two seconds of acknowledgement from the two wonderful goddesses would be all he asked. So a question was asked,and Billy raised his hand, but the teacher called on the brown haired girl. Come to find out her name was Kate. Billy was entranced by the way she moved the way she did everything. Suddenly he realized he was hard. For no apparent reason. And he drifted off to space, and he saw Kate,she was coming towards him, about to take of her clothes,when......He snapped out of it. Billy was back to reality, but still hard, just as the teacher asked for someone to answer the question. Still wanting to impress the two, he raised his hand. The teacher called on him, he heard the question, but didn't hear what was before it. To answer this question, the still erect Billy had to stand up in front of the class,and go to the board. How elementary Billy thought, but none the less he stood hard, and poking out, and he looked up after answering the question incorrectly, and saw Kate and her friend,who's name was Sarah,pointing at his crotch and giggling. He was mortified.
The next day when Billy returned to school, the wonderful group of girls were in their usual spots for gym,before the classes were separated,and they were now pointing at him and laughing. He just dropped his head in shame. He couldn't bare to look at them. As they walked by him, the second blonde, Casey, walked over to him and made a comment "It's good to see that you've calmed down since yesterday" "I understand that us High School girls are a bit too much for you freshmen, but you'll get used to it" Billy found himself in rage, and in a fit of anger made the mistake of saying "Bitch" too loudly. Casey stopped, and turned back and said "What did you call me?" Billy now, in utter rage,repeated it. Casey just,stood with her jaw open and said "Oh, Oooooh,You little.......OOOOH!!!! You're dead" "You are really gonna regret that" The four girls now had a personal dislike for Billy. So they played a little mind game on their Principal, and distracted him long enough to remove Billy's file from one of his cabinets. Now they quickly photocopied it, and put it back. That night at Maggie's house (the second brown- haired girl), they looked over his file,and decided they were gonna slip something in his lunch and make him really, REALLY sick. But then they stumbled across something extremely interesting. "Well,Well. Looks like our dear friend Billy has a extremely allergic,and can be fatal reaction to sulfur, and methane. Isn't that just wonderful!" Casey said. "But where are we gonna get sulfur, and methane by tomorrow?" Kate asked. Casey looked around the room at her friends with a devilish look on her face. "I know just the where to get it" Casey said, as they went into a huddle, and began to talk,followed by a loud uproar of laughter.
The next day when Billy came from the boy's locker room for gym, he was immediately rushed by Kate and Sarah. They surrounded him, and said,"Billy, Billy, Billy,You are gonna be real sorry you ever called Casey a Bitch" Feeling bold Billy said,"Well ya know,You are what you hang with" The two girl's just frowned and walked away. As they walked away, Kate turned back and said "watch your back, Billy" "Or should I say your nose." Billy had no clue as to what the hell she was talking about. But he soon would find out.
Seventh period came and the two girls just sat and gave him a icy stare the whole period. At the end of the period the girls roughly brushed past him, knocking his books to the floor. Once again Billy dug himself a grave. He shouted at them,"You Goddamn sluts" They stopped dead in their tracks,and when Kate went to go back, Sarah stopped her, saying, "He'll get what's coming too him, He'll get it real soon" Billy finished picking up his book and went to 8th period.
RIIIIIIIIIING!!!! The bell rang,"Damn sluts, made me late" "Nice of you to join us Mr.Luv Fart," which brought the class to laughter. Billy corrected his teacher saying, "It's LaFar" As the class progressed Billy couldn't help thinking about what those girls were talking about. Nonetheless, he now had detention, thanks to them. After school, he reported to detention, where he sat for an agonzing, slow-moving 20 minutes. "Allright everyone, you can leave now". Music to Billy's ears.
He exited and walked through the doors, and there stood, Casey, Kate, Sarah,and Maggie. "We were waiting for you, Billy" Casey said. "You mean you guys really did make me have detention on purpose?" "Yup" replied Kate "You sluts, I hate everyone of you" "Oh yeah Billy, Keep talking. You're just adding to our flames of anger" Casey said. Billy at this point was gonna walk away, but Maggie was blocking the door and not letting him leave. "Can you move?" Billy asked. Maggie just stood there with this oddly seductive grin on her face. "So what, are you gonna beat me up? Oooooh, I'm really scared of a bunch of girls" Billy,sarcastically stated. "Oh,You will be, my son, you will be" Casey replied. Billy once again tried to leave, but Maggie was still standing in his way. "Look Maggie. If you don't move,I'm gonna have to move you, and personally I don't wanna even touch you" Billy started towards the door, but Maggie still wouldn't move. Suddenly he felt something hit him in the head, HARD!! "Ouch!! Which one of you sluts hit me?" Billy screamed. He turned to see the other three just smiling at him. Suddenly he smelled something. He clenched his stomach and began to feel sick. He began to cough. But they all just stood smiling. Billy now really wanted out. But this time when he went for the door Maggie kicked him in his balls,causing him to collapse on the floor. He was then handcuffed and dragged into a the girls' bathroom about 5 steps from where they stood. Unfortunately for Billy he was inside before security made their way to patrol that part of the school.
Once inside the bathroom Billy was kicked in the balls by each girl, crippling him,rendering him powerless, and making it ultimately impossible to scream, or fight. He was gagged and was laid out on the floor. Billy lay there,hurt,and crying."Awww, Is the little baby hurt? Hungh, Does baby Billy want us to stop?" Casey said."I don't think so"
Billy looked up and saw Casey and the other girls look at each other, smile and begin to take off their incredibly tight jeans. Billy couldn't help but get aroused. And as soon as it started to show, Casey kicked him in the balls hard,and swift. "Who said you could enjoy this" Casey said in anger. Billy started to cry again. Now Casey said to him,"Ya know Billy We did a little research on you,and.......We found out you were allergic to sulfur and methane." "Now being seniors, we are allowed to leave school grounds for lunch" "Which means instead of eating that wonderful shit on a bun the school calls lunch" "well today we all took a trip to, White Castles, Burger King, and.........You are gonna love this one......Taco Bell"
"Now correct me if I'm wrong but farts do tend to contain sulfur, and mostly methane" "Is this true Billy?" Billy now sank back, He felt like he was gonna just black out from fear. "Enough talk Casey, Can I go first?" Maggie said. "I have gotta fart so bad" "Allright Maggie you get him first". As Maggie moved down on Billy he felt his heart race,and he tried not to breath but he had to. Maggie now straddled his face, placing her sphincter right at his nose, she put all her weight onto him so he couldn't breath. He began to struggle and Maggie replied"Don't worry Billy I'll supply you with plenty of air to breath"
Suddenly and with no warning Maggie farted a real loud, I've been holding that one in forever fart. Billy coughed and gagged on the putrid smell, and suddenly became aware of his increasing hard-on. Maggie noticed too, and pounded his balls into the floor. He struglled and Phuuuuuurt, a real hot fart was his reward, or should I say punishment. Blaaaaaps, Bloooort. Maggie made a comment on how gassy she was,and she was trying so hard not too let all her farts out at once. As Maggie continued to rain down on Billy with her farts of death, Casey stated "Ya know Billy, We're pretty petite, and small girls, All that gassy food is tearing us up inside, So this may take awhile" Ploooooobrrrrrrrrbbblllllpppppattssssssss!!! Maggie exploded onto Billy's face a hurrendous fart, that sent him into convulsions. He got a hit to his balls, and a fart. When he stopped Maggie got up,and Kate sat down. Billy was now choking,coughing,and wheezing from the chemicals in their farts.
Kate sat down and wasted no words. Just Plubbbbbbbb. Ahhh, Kate replied. Followed by another Blaaaaptsss. A snapping wet fart shook Billy's face and made it itch. Billy cried out in dislike and his gag of despair kept him silent to the world. Pooooooonts, Pooooonts,Blaaap, Bloooort, Shhhhhhslupppp. "Ooops" Kate said. "I almost shit on myself" "Wait,Wait" BLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP! "Ahhhhhhh,That is much better" "Who's next?"
"Me said Sarah,Casey want's to go last" Sarah sat on Billy's red and swollen face,and warned him that White Castles usually makes all her farts those hot rotten ones. Pssssssss,Puffffffff,Pffffffffff. Ahhhh, I told you. Billy, choked, gagged ,and felt his food coming up,but if he puked, he'd have to swallow it, so he fought it with all his strength. Blaaappsss. Pleeeeeeeebt...........POP! Bluuuuurgggurgurgurgle. OOOOH!!! I feel so much better, But you know what,I'm not done, Sarah said. BLAAAAAAAP...POP! Pooooobvt,Vlaptsptlsptlsptlsvalpts. Skruuueeech. "Ohh Ooh,I think I'd better stop before I have an accident. Casey, it's your turn," Sarah said.
Billy looked up in total fear as his tormentress stood above him with a evil grin on her face, and an extremely bloated stomach. Billy found himself unable to do anything.He could no longer speak. He could barely see, and he couldn't move, or breath properly. He felt himself slipping away. And Casey sat on him and he knew it was all over. Casey never let out one short, or little fart, Casey bombarded him with explosive farts. He choked,he gagged, he tried to plead, but to no avail, she just sat and BROOOOBLAAAPTSBLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Casey had bad, Bad, BAD GAS!!!!! And it was all for him. BRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPLLPPLLLPL!!!!!!!!!! Billy couldn't take anymore of this. Suddenly Sluushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpsssssssstttttttttttttttttt, Casey farted the Ultimate SBD, it was airy, rank,and about 20 seconds long. Casey sat there looking up at the ceiling with her eyes rolled back in her head in pleasure as this killer SBD took Billy's last breath and Billy went completely limp. Billy's now limp corpse was then,farted on by all the girl simultaneously, until they all couldn't fart anymore, they pee'd on him, and took a massive Taco Bell/Burger King shit on him. And they left him there.
Suddenly there was a flash of white light, sounds came back into focus,and..... Billy,Billy,BILLY!!!! "Hungh,What?" Billy was back in class, on that first day of school. He must have dreamed the whole thing. He was still hard, and was called to the board to answer the question. Billy thought to himself, it's happening again, It's all starting over again. He was hard, but this time no one noticed. Billy had literally dreamed the whole thing. At the end of the day, Billy was walking out of the school when, Boom, He ran straight into Casey,He stood afraid, and transfixed when Casey suddenly said "Sorry about that, I guess I gotta pay more attention to where I'm going" "Billy replied, "Oh No No, It was my fault, I wasn't looking where I was going. I'm sorry Casey". "Casey smiled and asked, "How do you know my name?" Billy smiled and said, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
The End!
By Kan on Mon Jan 4, 1999
Beth smiled as the young hitchhiker ran up to her car at the side of the road as she pulled over. He was about 18, she thought. Perfect. "Where you headed?" she asked as he slid in eagerly. "New Hampshire," he answered brightly. "How far are you going?" "As far as it takes me to get off," she said with an evil smile. The kid looked at Beth curiously. The 45-year-old short-haired blonde was a very pretty woman, dark eyes, creamy skin. She wore a light tanned business suit that featured a very short tan skirt, and brown sandals. Her long, lean legs were showing to good effect, calves and thighs that rippled with the years of aerobic training she'd had.
She caught him looking and he looked quickly out the window. "That's OK," she said, reaching over to pat his thigh, very close to his cock. "They all look at these legs." He didn't answer right away, then said, "What...what did you mean, as long as it takes to get off?" Beth laughed. "I mean this!!" Without warning, she reached over and punched his nuts, hard, causing him to roar in pain and lean over in his seat. Beth quickly grabbed his long hair and pulled him to her, keeping one eye on the road as she drove. She lifted her leg and pushed him underneath, face up, and sat down hard, adjusting her seat and the steering wheel to accomodate him. It was a snug fit, just the way she liked it, the kids face buried in the cheeks of her naked ass; she wore no panties. She wiggled until his nose popped inside her hairy assring. She wiggled more.
"This is what I mean," she hissed. "Until I get off on your face by doing this!!!" The kid heard a horrible rumble and then felt a huge, warm rush of air blast directly up his nose. Beth farted long and deep, the thick stench of last night's cabbage and rice dinner steaming into his brain. He screamed and tried to buck free,but she punched his nuts again and again until he quieted down. She laughed and farted again, almost overcome by the stench she was putting out. "Christ, that IS bad, it must be agony from where you are!" she laughed. The kid was gagging from the smell and the fact that her creamy right asscheek was burying his mouth, the other his eyes.
She lifted her right leg a bit to let him suck in some air to survive, then draped it over his mouth again, choking him. "Here's all the air you need," she hissed. "Don't mind the chunks!" Beth farted again,loudly and this time wetly, a sheet of drizzly shit boring up his nose on the wings of 100 mph ass gas. The kid cried, but the tears couldn't come out, they were held tight into his eyes by the fierce press of Beth's ass meat. "Almost there....there...." Beth growled dreamily, gyrating her stinky ass, farting on his nose and rubbing her hairy pussy with one hand, the other on the wheel. Then she came, long and hard and facesat him so brutally rough he passed out. She laughed and let him go, pulling him to a sitting position and allowing him to come around.
Just before he was fully away, she pulled him back down, facefirst into her pussy from the side, his head just clearing the steering wheel as she drove. She hitched up a specially made harness from the seat back that fit over the top of his head and held his face firm to her smelly pussy. And smell it did. She hadn't bathed in the last few days. Then there was that string.
"See that?" she laughed as she felt him squirm in the harness as he came around. "I'm having my period. If you're careful, you can lick my clit and make me come without getting yourself messy. But if you don't...well, you know..." The kid knew and resisted, but Beth leaned over and yanked his cock and nuts, which she'd freed from his tight jeans as he was out. She also farted again and again, the wall of stench rising up between her pussy lips and washing over his face. The kid cried - and stuck his tongue out, trying to ignore the cheesy milk wadded up between Beth's excessively hairy pussy lips. He lapped at her cunt mound and she moaned. "Make me cum, slave, or I'll kill you in my farts," she hissed. She came, hard and fast, snapping her hips and damn near breaking his neck as his head was forced to go along for the ride in the constraint of the harness.
When she finished, she reached down and started pulling out the string. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" he screamed. "Too bad," she giggled. She yanked out the bloody tampon and wiped his face with it before stuffing it up a nostril. Quickly undoing the harness, she rammed his head under her ass again, as she first had it, but this time burying his mouth in the bloody mulch of her cheesy cunt, forcing him to lick the gooey gash clean. "Hey, at least you can breathe this time," she laughed, rubbing her pussy with her free hand, forcing more cuntal gel into his mouth which he had to swallow or die. Beth rode his face to a half dozen more orgasms, finally reaching over to stroke his cock to life.
"You've earned this," she sighed. And as she jacked his stiffening cock, smiling at the honks of passing truckers who could see down into her car at what was going on, she came again, all over his bloody face, farting all the while, adding a tangy mix of shitty air to the cheesy stench of her foul pussy. The kid was far from horny, but as Beth expertly milked his cock and nuts in one hand, pumping the base and rubbing his prostate, he gave up a monster load. She aimed the jetting cockhead up toward her legs and a thick arch of spunk ribboned over her top thigh and landed in the vee of her punishing legs, coating his face. She jacked him to completion and then used the same hand to rub all his cum into his mouth and the nostril not still occupied by her bloody tampon. She came one last time with a clench of ass and thigh that smothered him out. She pulled over in a secluded rest area and rolled him out, laughing as he lay snoring in the bushes, his face white with come and red with her blood. Just for the helluva it, she slipped out and squatted over his face, taking his nose deep into her hairy shit chute. "Ahhhhhhhhhh..." she hissed, letting out a wet, sibilant fart that rocketed directly into his brain tissue and had the misfortune, for him, of waking him up to smell where he was. He screamed in agony, and rolled away,desperately rubbing his face into leaves and dirt to get the stink off. "Thanks for the lift," Beth laughed, jumping into her car and driving off.
By ms. farty pants
on Thu Jan 28, 1999
Deep within the amazon forest lived a tribe of women, who due to circumstances within their lives hated men more than anything in their world. For their fathers years before had exiled them to this forest to die so they would not have to supply their dowry. The leader of this group of women was named The Fart Goddess of War, she with her band of women soldiers roamed the land and wrecked havoc on all men who got in their way.....
Dr. A. Hole and his four colleges, roamed the Amazon forest looking for some trace of the elusive band of women, who have been killing off the men of the forest for years. Led by their trusty guide, they have been looking for weeks for some trace of them.
" Dr. Hole this has to be a hoax, we have been here weeks and not a sign of them" exclaimed Dr. M Anus, his fellow colleges Dr. I M Abutt and Dr. J Fartman nodded in agreement. But Dr. Hole ignored them for deep in his heart he just knew that they would find these women and put a stop to them for good. They struggled through the dense underbrush for miles before coming to a suitable place to camp. " We will stop here" said their guide. "Its about time" the Dr's grumbled Just then a high pitched sound came eerily along on the wind and an offensive odor with it. The men coughed and covered their noses with the handkerchiefs. Looking at one another they all wondered what the hell the stench was. " Smells like something died!" exclaimed Dr. Hole, " tomorrow we shall see if we can find it, it may give us a clue!" The other three looked at each other and sighed knowing it was no use to try to talk him out of it. They set up camp and then their guide left them to go find wood. Hours later the guide still had not shown up, and they stench on the wind was getting worse. "Where the hell is he and what is that awful foul smell!" gagged Dr. Fartman, looking out into the darkness hoping to catch a glimpse of the guides lantern through the dense brush. Suddenly the eerie sound came again and this time the sound was answered three times over! Terrified the men looked at each other
"What is going on here?" cried Dr. Fartman, looking at his fellow comrades."This is too strange" Dr. Anus said, looking kinda spooked "And what is that awful noise and smell that keeps wafting in on the wind!" Dr. Hole looked at the three men and told them to go and collect some wood for the fire, but, to stay close to camp and to stay together. The men started to protest but Dr. Hole gave them such a disgusted look that they went without saying anything more on the subject. The men began to walk into the forest but as soon as the trees closed in around them they panicked and in the process got themselves turned around. "Now what" cried Dr. Fartman, who then in such a panic took off running crashing through the forest leaving his friends behind yelling at him to come back that they should stay together. Faster and faster he ran yelling and screaming in terror till finally he couldn't run anymore. He dropped to the ground in a wrecked heap rolling to his back gasping for air, just then he heard the sound of a branch cracking and opened his eyes, to find himself surrounded by 4 of the most beautiful women he had ever seen.
The leader of these women had glorious long legs and the tightest ass he'd ever seen. He lay there in stunned amazement at the glorious site infront of him not for once thinking that he may be in danger. Suddenly out of the blue he sees a leopard skinned encased ass coming down on his nose and then heard a ppppppppppsssssssfffffffttttttt.....and that was the last thing he saw.
He awoke to find himself in a strange camp, he looked around and he spotted the guide, lying there green faced in a pool of vomit, dead. He started to shake in terror because when he realized that he had found the elusive women of the Amazon or rather they had found him. Dr. Anus and Dr. Abutt ran back into camp only minutes after Dr. Fartman took off, "Where is Dr. Fartman?" asked Dr. Hole "Thats what we came to tell you! He took off and we can't find him he's not answering our calls or anything." they cried looking panicked. "Well we will stay here with the lanterns lit and hope he can find his way back to us, there is nothing else we can do till morning" Dr. Butt exclaimed calmly.
The three Dr.'s proceeded to go to bed and try to get some sleep. Snug in there beds with their rifles close by the Dr.'s instantly fell asleep feeling secure that nothing would happen to them through out the night. The doctors awoke the next morning to the smell of something cooking, thinking it was the guide or Dr. Fartman having returned they crawled out of their sleeping bags and left the tent, the happy smiles on their face dying when they see the sight before them.
Sitting before the fire were four beautiful women. They looked on in amazement at the sight of them. While they stared they were jumped from behind by 4 more women and tied up. the doctors struggled but to no avail they could not escape. "Wwwwwhat's going on?" cried Dr. Abutt. "What are they gonna do to us!" " I don't know, but, we have finally made contact with the lost women of the Amazon!" exclaimed Dr. Hole excitedly. the eight women sat around the fire eating their meal, looking at the men and every so often one would let out a loud bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaapppppptt!!!! "Oh my god!" wailed Dr. Anus " that stinks!!!!!" Soon the women were letting out non stop farts, the air began to smell putrid and the doctors eyes were watering and burning. bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrruuuuummmppphh, bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaapppppppppptt, ffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssssttttttt!
On and on it went for hours, and the women continued eating. "What the hell are they eating?" Dr. Abutt cried out, gasping and choking on the air. Soon 4 of the ladies left and retuned within hours with the lost Dr. Fartman. "They've killed the guide Dr. Hole and I think they mean to kill us too!" " I am sure you are wrong," Dr. Hole said calmly " we will talk to them and tell them we want to help and I am sure they will let us go." The leader of the women was standing a short distance away and turned and started laughing a sinister laugh. "You will never leave here alive and nothing you can say will stop us from killing you!"
The doctors looked at each other and started screaming for help. but, of course, to no avail. They were miles from the nearest village and no one could hear them. The women tied the men up spread eagle side by side on the ground and then the horror began. One woman sat on each man's face and proceeded to let out a loud fart! Bbbbbrrruuummmpppphh! the sound echoed off the surrounding trees and mountains, "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo" screamed Dr. Fartman who had seen what had become of the guide. "Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm this is kind of nice"exclaimed Dr. Hole with a Dreamy look on his face. Dr.'s Abutt and Anus began choking and dry heaving, "stop" they cried. but the girls continued to fart, bbbbbrrraaapppt! ppppppfffffffffsssssssssttttttt, bbbbbbrrrrrrrrruuummmmph, on and on came the farts never stopping for a minute.
The leader of the woman, the fart goddess of war, looked on as her band members farted on the men smiling and laughing. Dr. Anus went into a seizure and quickly a new girl sat on his face and let go a silent but God awful fart, pppppfffffffffffsssssssssssssssssssstttttttttt! The doctor gave one last spasmodic movement and then moved no more, his face was burnt from the potency of the woman's farts. Dr. Abutt began to scream and scream as he saw a bare butted woman walking toward him with a torch in her hand, "How does the idea of being burnt to death suit you", the fart goddess of war asked smiling. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," he screamed, struggling in vain against the binds tying him down. standing over him the woman warrior let go a steady stream of gas and passed the torch by it lighting the potent gas on fire, like a torch the flame shot out of her ass and onto the doctor, the air reeked of burnt human flesh, clothing and farts. The doctor jerked and screamed, then all was silent and he was no more.
"Stop this insanity right now," Dr. Hole yelled with a voice of authority. The fart goddess of war looked at him in surprise and anger, "Who do you think you are to be telling me to stop this?!" she exclaimed hotly, "You are in no position to be telling me anything and I think you shall be next!" Two women quickly ran over and one sat on his nose and the other on his mouth and all you could hear was the steady stream of farts as they began, bbbbbbbbrrrrraapppity bbbbrrraptt, bbbbbllllluuuuuuurrrrrrppppp, bbbbrrrrrrrraaaaappt, on and on they came and the doctor steadily began to move less and less till he was no longer moving. The women got off of him and smiled at one another. "Now for you," smiled the fart goddess of war, and she walked over to where Dr. Fartman lay crying, and squatted on his face and let go a fart that was so loud and powerful that the trees shook and the leaves blew off, bbbbbbbrrrrruuuuuummmmmppppppphhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the last poor doctor's head was blown to pieces, splattering into the wind.
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