Gas from the Past
by No Name on Mon Nov 2, 1998
Life was good for Raymon (or so he
thought). He has a new girlfriend. Dumped a pain in the ass one.
"Nothing can go wrong", he said looking out the window. The phone
rang. He picked it up. "Hello, Raymon." An icy tone female voice on
the phone called. "Yeah who is this?"he asked perplexed. "I'm just a
forgotten name, huh."she said. "Your voice is distorted. You on
speaker phone?"he asked a little annoyed. "I'm Julie. Remember me
?"as a fart erupted on the receiver. "Yeah Julie, I remember you
now." Raymon says as he remembered the weeks of torture, putting up
with her farts in order to get laid but found out that she wasn't
giving it up then left her. Raymon quickly hung the phone up.
A couple of minutes later a knock was at the door. "Julie what the
HELL are you doing here?" She waste no time as she charges in and
unleashing a fury of rib shots to Raymon.
Then followed by a brutal stomp to his stomach and a couple of slaps
to his face.
When She thought Raymon was finished with that she follows with her
new technique. "You left me for farts. So that's how I'll leave
you."she said as she lowered her farthole on her ex-boyfriend/new
fartoy's mouth.
"That's it take it all. Bottoms up."she said with a sadistic laugh
and an even more sadistic
fart.
Raymon was in total disgust as she laid waste to his mouth. She grabs
his head and puts the squeeze on him.
"uh oh."she says in mock tone.
"I feel it building. Try to run! Go. Go ahead, run."she says as she
laughs knowing he can't move. As she laughs she loosens her grip.
Raymon uses this to his advantages and narrowly escapes his fate. But
groggy from her farts and barely moves away has she traps him again.
"Not so fast Motherfucker."she says as she toys with him.
His crushed face is turned crimson.
"To think I was about to go easy on you."she says as she removes her
panties."Bare-ass farting. Now THAT's ripe."she says to Raymon's
scared eyes. Shoved his face deeper and deeper. Sunlight between his
face and her ass is a memory. It looks like Siamese twins.
"I wasn't playing when I said this was building up."she warns him.
"Oh man I feel for you on this
one "she
says as it flows out. She gets off his face for a second to open her
hole for easy access. "I take that back this is the
ONE
!"she exclaims. She continues her barrage on Raymon's nostrils. 
"And this is for leaving the toilet seat up!"
fart
"His new girlfriend comes in the door to find the unusual sight.
"Raymon what the hell is going on?" A muffled"Honey is that
you?"comes from Julie's ass. "I can explain Ms..?"Julie says
desperately. "Rachel."she says. "I came over to deliver this Pizza
and Raymon forced me to sit on his face and live out this fetish of
his against my will."she says almost sobbing in tears. "Is that so.
You like farts in your face huh Raymon?" No. No she's lying."Raymon's
muffled cry comes out. "Move."his new girlfriend mounts on his and
takes over for Julie. "I knew you where up to something when you told
me to shop for food," Rachel said furiously.
She explains the next instructions to Raymon about his punishment
"Man that was worse than Julie's!"Raymon blurts out. "You admit it
you pig. Julie want to exact the last blow."Rachel asks. "Sure." she
says while rubbing her hands together. "Grab his hair and shove him
in as far as you can."Rachel demands. "No problem."she says. Rachel
braces her self by holding onto the couch in order to get full power
for this one.
"Unnnnngggghhhh!"she strained and groaned until her task was
complete. Boom It sounded like thunder in Raymon's face. It was a
task for Julie to keep Raymon's body from flying away. Both girls
collapsed exhausted. Raymon was out cold. "Wanna go to Taco
Bell?"Julie asked. They both left Raymon out cold.
The End
On a Cold Night
By Bh's gal on Thu Dec 17, 1998
It was a cold windy night, and I was
out walking my dog when I saw a dark shadowy figure out of the corner
of my eye. I begin to walk faster, feeling kinda nervous, and I look
behind me and see a man walking keeping pace with me. I begin to walk
faster knowing that my little poodle was not going to be any
protection whatever. I hear his foot steps coming faster and I panic
I start to run, racing as fast as I could I make it to my house and
run inside slamming the door behind me.
Suddenly I hear the front door-knob being jiggled. Panicking I
race and hide inside the closet, my heart is pounding. I wonder who
the hell this person is and what am I going to do. My boyfriend is
not due home until a couple of hours later. I hear the footsteps
coming closer and the door being slowly opened. Eyes shut tight I
start to scream as I feel a hand grab me. "Tash" I hear him say. I
stop screaming and open my eyes there stands my boyfriend laughing
his ass off at me!! "You f-cken jerk" , I scream at him. Pissed off I
grab him and wrestle him to the ground, getting him in a leg lock I
crank on his waist squeezing with all my might, I can hear the air
being forced out of his lungs. He is struggling trying to get loose
but I feel no mercy and squeeze harder. When I know there is no air
left I release him quickly, sitting on his face, everytime he gasps
for air I release a long fart, Brrrrrrrrrumph!! right into his nose
and mouth. He struggles trying to push me off but I have him down and
he's not going anywhere. " You think you're funny, you ass", I scream
at him. "Well we shall see who gets the last laugh" I continue to
fart letting fart after fart go, fffffffffffffffffffffftttt,
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumph, I can feel him starting to choke but I keep
farting laughing all the while.
"Taste good?" I ask giving a malicious laugh. "Maybe next time
you'll think before you try a stunt like that again. I let more farts
rip: the smell is beginning to make my eyes water and I laugh knowing
that it's worse for him, his nose being only a inch from my ass.
Gagging and struggling to free himself I hear him pleading with me to
let him go but this just makes me laugh harder "Not a chance", I tell
him. I let go a deep low rumbler and that's it he's done for! I feel
him begging to throw up, I quickly jump up and laugh as I watch him
scramble to his feet and race to the bathroom. Feeling proud of
myself I go and sit down to munch on some ice-cream thinking to
myself, I enjoyed that so much that maybe I'll do it again later.....
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