Well, I'm blushing pretty hard, but if you guys really care...
After I woke up, I let out 2 whiffs that didn't stink or anything. I showered and got dressed and ate. At school, I went to pee and dropped out a squeaker, Broccoli smelling. I'm glad there was no one there. Nothing else happened at school (well, gas wise anyhow).
I got home and started to do homework. I started to REALLY fart, like 5 in about 3 minutes, all very veggie smelling. They were noisy, but muffled by my chair.
Afterwards, I took a little nap. I lay down and about a minute later, I let out a huge fart! Like an explosion...BROUMPH! Really veggie smelling.
Nothing much else until about 5 minutes ago, when I let out 1 more SBD. So, the count for day one is 9.
Wow, I'm no Jilly! More tomorrow.
Started the day off at about 3 am. I got up to get a drink and let off a little "putt putt"er. No smell really, so I was able to enjoy my drink. Then I headed off to bed and let another big "BRUMPH".
Then I drifted off to sleep (feeling nice and toasty under the covers). I got up early, let off my normal morning blast (veggie smelling again) and another bubbly one in the shower. I giggled to myself (well, it sounded funny!) and finished my shower.
I went to school and let off 3 on my way there, very fruity smell ( yeah, yeah, I know, shut up). Nothing to report at school or the trip to work.
A lady came up to pay for her book and I let out the longest SBD ever. No sound, but the smell! My God! but, I took it in stride and let me say that you'd have been proud of me, Jilly! She just sat there, glaring at me and I just smiled brightly, thanked her for her patronage and she took off like a shot (Hee!).
Later, at home, Jim was working on the computer and there was something wrong. He called me over (like I know anything!) and as I got up, I let out another SBD (though I didn't notice much D, and I don't think he did, ether.) And lastly, I let one go about 5 minutes ago. More Veggies. So, the count stands at 11. Hope ya'll enjoyed it.
Ok, Here we go real quick.
I woke up at about 4 A.M (don't you hate when that happens?) and cut 3 under the covers in the space of about 10 minutes. All of the deep and muffled. BRUMP!I fell back asleep after that.
After my alarm went off, I got up and showered. In the shower I cut 2 more. No smell, kind of a sputtering sound. I got ready and went to school.
After school, I headed over to Leanne's to spend the afternoon. As I walked to the door, I let out an SBD, Fruty smelling. I hung out there and then I headed home and cut a really cheesy one. EWWWW! when I got home, I studied for a while, let out a little squeaker. I started to watch T.V and cut 3 really big ones (BRAPP, BLORT, POOMP and the like.) So, today stands at 10. hope you enjoyed it.
Hi everyone.
I started the day off with a fart right after my alarm went off (BRIIIING! BURLAP!!). Then, I let one out in the shower (sputtering again.) I let one out at breakfast (Jim was none too pleased! It was a bad one!) and I was on my way.
I let out a real deep BRUMP! on the way to school, and a little squeaker when I got there.
After school, went to grab a bite and let out an SBD. No major smell, but then, I let out ANOTHER SBD and it was AWFUL! Glad nobody knew it was me.
I got home later on and went to study. As I was studying, I lifted my butt off the seat and let out a gentle whisper. Didn't smell gentle, though. EWWW. Oop! Just let out a small one! No real sound (a small rumble)..kind of egg-like.
So, That leaves me with 9. Hope you like it.
Sorry I didn't write yesterday...I had guests over.
Anyhow, I don't remember all that happened yesterday, but I'll fill you in on as much as I can.
I started with my usual morning fart. It was pretty big. I think my undies may have bagged out! It was pretty rank...I'm glad I was alone!
I didn't do anything else until I went to lunch. I let out a really hot SBD. PHEW! It stunk! Good thing the food court was crowed...Nobody could trace it to me! Even the person I was having lunch with! He said "man, What's that FUNK?!" I just shrugged. "Geez, I don't know!" (Suppressed a giggle). Ahhhhh...so this is what it's like to be Jillian.
Cut two little whispers on the way home. Very smelly. It was kind of horrible. Good thing I didn't have live with it too long. I went over to Leanne's. It was pretty nice where we were (Very warm for October) so we went outside and sat on lawn chairs for a while. I suddenly felt that old urge building up VERY fast! I was a little worried...If I stood, they'd rip, but I couldn't just sit there and let it push it's way out! Luckily, Leanne got up and went in to get something to drink. She left and I let off 3 in rapid succession (BULRP BLAP PHURT!). She got back and was none the wiser.
Hee! I got back to my place and had to straighten up for company (I'm kind of a neat freak). I let another 3 just doing that. Nothing special, the usual sounds, but no smell. Just your average farts. Finally, I let off one while peeing before bed. Just a tiny, eggy one. That's 9 that I can remember. I think there may have been more, but I don't remember.
Sorry I can't recall them all, but I hope you liked it
I was really gassy today. I cut 4 just laying in bed at about midnite last night!
I think I may have cut a few in my sleep...my bum was a LITTLE to warm when
I woke up...know what I mean? Then, when I got up this morning, I cut my usual morning fart...and then another and another! they all just hissed out. They where REALLY hot and the smell! My God, I thought my skin would rot off! I cut another sputtering one in the shower. So hot I thought the water would boil! Really nasty.
Nothing on my way to school...figured my problem had corrected it's self. I was way wrong! I was in the middle of a class and I got hit with the worst cramp. I started to panic...then, a Zen-like calm came over me. I thought "what would Jilly do?" I gently and decreatly slipped out a RANK SBD. It was pretty bad. The girl next to me nudged me and mouthed "who did THAT?" I just nooded at the little girl in front of me. The girl nodded. She whispered "it's always the one's you least suspect." I giggled. Indead.
I cut another heater on the way home. BRUMP! not very nice. 'Jeez', I thought, 'what's WITH me?' I decided to go right home. Didn't want to share this with
Leanne. I went home and watched T.V. I cut 3 more, really deep and muffled by the coution. BBRUMPH, BURRLAP, BRUMF. I didn't really want to move around (the smell was traped), but they so hot they almost hurt. So, I pretty much stunk myself out.
Nothing unusual today. I was back to normal after a really bad gas attack yesterday.
Once again, I started things off with a quiet morning fart. Just a little hiss. The smell was normal...not TOO offensive.
I let off a bubbly one in the shower...fruty smell...not often you find a hint of nutmeg (that's a joke, folks.)
I let off a small rumbler on the way to school. I kind of sounded like a trumpet. Well, SOME brass instrument, anyway. No real smell.
I let off an SBD at lunch. It stunk somthin' FIERCE! Jimmy was with me, and he just smiled at me...I blushed. Darn it!
Nothing again until I was at home. I let off a BRAPP! when I stood up to get a drink. Veggie smell. very faint, but it was there.
I sat down to study again (this time with some water) and cut a wet one. The sound was...indescribable. Very bubbly. A very rank smell. Think swamp gas.
When I was done studying, I called Leanne. We talked for a while when I suddenly, the urge began to build hard and fast. I just pushed my bum deeper into the couch. I pushed out a BRUMP and she was none the wiser!
I cut my last two while watching T.V. BRAPP, BRUMPH! no smell.
Well, that's it. Hope you enjoyed it.
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