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What to say when someone farts


Many people and families have some fixed phrase or other that they say when someone farts (expels wind from the anus). It is usually a comment on the noise or smell, and is designed either to reassure or embarrass the unfortunate person who has let one loose.

In an internet survey, I have been researching these phrases for the last two years, and here are some of the ones I have collected.

Bless you!
You farted!
That was nice.
Eww!
Speak, toothless wonder!
My eyes are burning.
You feel better?
Fire in the hole!
One-cheek sneak.
It's duck season.
Good one!
Stank ass.
Hey, that almost sounded like I did it!
Did you fart?
Gesundheit.
Farty X (name of person)
Blow me another one!
Nice one!
Bust ass.
Who farted?
Shut ya blow-hole, mate.
I fizzled.
Better breath through your mouth, I just farted.
Here it comes!
Did you rip ass?
Oopsies! Yoy stepped on a duckey!
Can I taste that?
Run!
Do you really have to blast ass next to me?
That stinks!
Whey hey!
Shoo!
Luvvlee!









This page first published 23 December, 2002.


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