Saucy Girl
Jinx Malone
Jinx Malone
In this interview we attempt to extend the generousity that Jinx has taught us by example, therefore letting you, the reader, feel that much closer to this splendid creature.
Charming Devil: Like a few other Satanic Witches known to us, you have utilized the internet to start what seems to be your own fanclub. What originally inspired you to start The Saucy Girl Lagoon? Has it changed a great deal over time?
| Jinx Malone: I suppose originally it was a lark. I saw these silly clubs yahoo was offering, and I thought, “Golly! That would be a kick.” So I started the Lagoon there. It became pretty popular, and still is, although in the much dreaded “encounters” adult section. I’m not quite sure how it became so popular, or for that matter, how the hell it got into the adult section... I like to think my writing style had something to do with its popularity. I also wanted lots of boys to adore me. It became lots of fun when lots of different saucy dames, Satanists and not, started writing as well. To speak truth however, it’s mainly the adoration factor. Then, as time went by, I wanted to have my own website, being a very delightful egomaniac at heart. I wanted it to be less of a posting forum, and more my feelings and views about things. I genuinely like the article, “Me, a Misanthrope?” I think it spells things out plainly enough for anyone who doesn’t quite get it. the-saucy-girl-lagoon.com is definitely not finished yet. |  |
CD: Who or what is the faceless entity known only as "The Hudster"?
Jinx: The enigmatic and faceless Huddy is a very dapper gentleman who knows how to treat a submissive, corseted girl. He’s my fiancé. I adore him entirely. We are going to be married in Palm Springs, at our delightful home with inground swimming pool, hot tub and three day luau to celebrate. Umm...we haven’t purchased the palace yet. Not enough scratch.
CD: How did you first become introduced to Satanism?
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Jinx: It’s odd. No one really introduced me to Satanism. My parents were Catholic, but I never bought into any of it. It seemed like ooga-booga witch doctor stuff, although I love all its false grandeur. Easter is very funny, with statues of dead Jesuses strewn everywhere from pillar to post and such. I always felt separate from much of that, even as a very young child—I would say about three. I never felt that one should turn the other cheek—for what? To get beaten down? I am a firm believer in the Lex Talionis and was even then. Then it became clear to me that I was really the most important person going. Why should Xmas take precedence over my birthday, or yours? etc. Why should I bear the failings of others? I don’t like weak people, or foolish people. The greatest and most contemptible sin to me is stupidity. All these things you hear from Satanists all over the world. Then I read some of LaVey’s writings, first articles when I was about seventeen or so, and then the Bible and Witch. It all rang true with what I had known in my heart from the beginning. The pieces were in place. I always knew that a dame should be a dame! And to hell with the rest of you. |
CD: Do you have much of an involvement in the so-called "Satanic community", or have many friends or acquaintences who are Satanists? Or, is Satanism something that is simply 'part of yourself', and you leave it at that?
Jinx: I don’t have much connection to the community at large. It’s funny. After I left NYC, I got an invite from the MIB grotto to come to a shindig. My one brush with card-carrying members! Actually, it’s just a part of me, like you said. I prefer to be a loner. I don’t really like packs too much.
CD: You hate people. Still, you offer up information and photos for anyone with internet access. Do admirers ever make you regret this choice, or do the people who are attracted to The Saucy Girl Lagoon generally decent people for the most part?
Jinx: Sometimes admirers make me regret this completely, as when they send me-e-mails like “Ladies overtime lover likes to lick”, or “Can we use you as our altar?”. This sort of thing depresses me greatly, and then I have to think of the whole thing as an experiment in disgusting human behavior. Those sorts generally get harassed out of existence the moment they arrive. For the most part, the people who stay are genial, intelligent, and very funny. I like having them around. I have a personal favorite, a fellow named flo. He’s very sweet. My little lambchop.
CD: You are saucy, and yet so jaded! How does one go about impressing Jinx Malone?
Jinx: It helps to be a domineering boy. Good at flogging. Actually, I think I’m very easily impressed! I love being with people who know things I don’t. I love talking with older people about off-Broadway musicals from the thirties—very saucy stuff! I like people who read and write. I love people who have a good command with a paintbrush, as I can’t paint so very well. I like women who are sure of themselves, confident, and don’t behave like snide, unpleasant bitches who look you up and down as though you were a piece of meat--to make sure they’re prettier than you. For all my bluster, I am very friendly and easy to get to know—if I think you’re suitable! I like bookish boys with glasses. I like people of my own ilk, so to speak. Doesn’t everyone? I think people who know things I don’t and are willing to share that knowledge with me impress me most.
CD: When you aren't online fighting stupidity and stagnancy, what do you do in 'real life'?
Jinx: What I do in real life is write. I have a number of essays ready to be sent to a bunch of magazines and smaller journals. But I still yell at dummies! Take Michael Rodrick, for example. He had a supporting role on a soap opera that got canceled. He’s the archetypal ugly American. He’s an idiot and a bastard, and a bad actor I met while working on a friend’s film. I abuse him mercilessly to this day. You should too, if you ever see him. He’s a mongoloid. Honest. Make it your life’s mission. One of them, at any rate.
CD: What is something that we should know about the enigmatic Jinx?
Jinx: My favorite places in the world (in order) are Disneyland, the desert out near Palm Springs, Niagara Falls, Canada and Las Vegas. I wear a lot of black, but I don’t look Goth, though I always wanted to. I want a RealDoll, with all three inputs. I love to sing. I used to sing at the piano lounge at the Gene Autry hotel. I dance in a very raunchy way. I love animals and relate to them much better than I do the filthy shuddering masses. A well-made sloe gin fizz is my best friend. The Huddy purchased my engagement ring at Disneyland. It’s from the mid-fifties and all sparkle-diamondy and looks like a snowflake. I listen to Tom Waits a lot right now. I love Brussels sprouts. I love all of YOU!
Maybe. Probably not.
Oh well.
CD: In the future, what can we expect from The Saucy Girl Lagoon?
Jinx: In the future, expect to see a message board at the Lagoon itself, a finished rape section, and a finished fumetti section. And more obsessions as they come up. I am really bored these days, so I should come up with something to flip over soon. I just want it to keep growing and growing, like an evil sex slug from space that turns everyone into debauched libertines. Visit me! http://the-saucy-girl-lagoon.com
Love,
Jinx Malone